USA walks out on Iran

At the latest UN meeting the Iranian president, Muhammed Ahmadinejad, said that the American government staged the September 11th terror attacks in order to insure Isreal's survival. He had three theories for blaming the US for the terrorist attacks.

-That a "powerful and complex terrorist group" penetrated U.S. intelligence and defenses, which is advocated "by American statesmen."
_"That some segments within the U.S. government orchestrated the attack to reverse the declining American economy and its grips on the Middle East in order also to save the Zionist regime. The majority of the American people as well as other nations and politicians agree with this view."

And before he could state the third theory two American diplomats walked out refusing to listen to another word of his.

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